Disclaimer

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What You Should Know About Me

I am not a teacher, professor or any other type of instructor. I am not a doctor, nutritionist or any other type of health professional. I am not a programmer, computer repairman or any other type of tech support. I am not smarter than you and I am no better than you. I try to help people by sharing general (non-expert) advice, opinions and ideas. Everything that I speak of is from my perspective only and is based on my experiences in life. You should not believe anything that I say or write about. You should assume that I am infallible and don’t know what I’m talking about in any of my articles. You should speak with a doctor before performing anything that you’ve either read in an article or seen me do in a video. You should speak with a financial adviser before investing your hard earned money into anything that I’ve mentioned. Always receive guidance from a professional before taking action on anything that you may see on this or any other website.

Other Important Stuff

I will not give, sell, trade or misuse any of your personal information to/with any other person or entity without your prior knowledge and consent. I will not annoy you with pop-up advertising, however most links that you click will open a new window so that you can remain on my website while checking something else out.

Copyright Infringement

I respect the intellectual property of others! If you believe that your work has been copied and is accessible on this website in a way that constitutes copyright infringement, please contact me and I will remove it immediately! By reading the rest of this page you accept the risk of dying from boredom.

Randomly Writing Visitor Agreement

1. You agree to use all services at your own risk. Under no circumstance will the creator/owner of www.RandomlyWriting.com be liable for any loss, such as loss of data, or other damage, including but not limited to special, incidental, consequential or other damages. This includes loss of data resulting from delays, non-deliveries, wrong deliveries, and any and all service interruptions caused by the creator/owner of www.RandomlyWriting.com or your errors or omissions. To the fullest extent permitted by law, you waive and release all claims and causes of action accrued at any time and whether known or unknown, against the creator/owner of www.RandomlyWriting.com for any and all loss and damage caused in whole or part by the creator/owner of www.RandomlyWriting.com and/or your use of the service. 2. You agree to protect and indemnify the creator/owner of www.RandomlyWriting.com against any and all liability, loss or expense arising from any breach by you of any agreement related to the services, claims of libel, unfair competition, unfair trademarks, trade names or patents, violations of rights of privacy and infringement of copyrights and property rights resulting from your use of the access and other services provided by the creator/owner of www.RandomlyWriting.com.

Randomly Writing Terms and Conditions of Use

Carefully read the following terms and conditions, including our privacy policy, before using this website (www.RandomlyWriting.com). By accessing or using my website, you (the user/visitor) agree to be legally bound by these terms and conditions. If you disagree with any of the following terms or conditions, please do not use this website (www.RandomlyWriting.com). I reserve the right to change any terms or conditions without notice, effective upon their posting. The creator/owner of Randomly Writing, Randomly Writing, or it’s service providers, parents, affiliates and business associates may impose limits on certain features and services or restrict your access to parts or all of the site without notice or liability; Randomly Writing may also terminate your use of the site at any time in its sole discretion. Use of Site – Ownership of Intellectual Property Rights All Randomly Writing logos, audio, video clips, information, trade names are the sole and exclusive property of the websites creator/owner, Randomly Writing, or its subsidiaries, affiliates, licensors and content providers. The following acts are prohibited without Randomly Writings’ prior WRITTEN approval; copying the website or any portion of the content, variations or derivatives thereof; reproduction, modification, creation or derivative works, display, performance, publication, distribution, dissemination, broadcast or circulation of any content, in whole or in part (including without limitation, the display and distribution of the content via a third party website); and disassembling, decompiling, reverse engineering or otherwise modifying the content. Additional User Conduct Guidelines Randomly Writing requests that the user/visitor not impede or inhibit any other user/visitor from using and enjoying the website. Therefore, in using this website, you agree not to: disrupt or interfere with the security of, or otherwise abuse, the website or any services, system resources, accounts, servers or networks connected to or accessible through the website or affiliate linked sites; upload, post, or otherwise transmit through or on this website any viruses or other harmful, disruptive or destructive files; use or attempt to use another’s account, service or system, or link to another site, without authorization from Randomly Writing, or create or use a false identity on the website; or transmit through or on the website spam, chain letters, junk mail or other types of unsolicited mass e-mail to people or entities who have not agreed to be part of such mailings. Further, any unauthorized or prohibited use may additionally subject the offender to civil liability and criminal prosecution under applicable federal and state laws. Limitation of Liability and Disclaimers Every user/visitor agrees that use of Randomly Writing is at the user’s/visitor’s sole risk. There are no guarantees that this website will be uninterrupted, secure or error free; nor do I claim any warranty as to the results that may be obtained from the use of this website, or as to the accuracy, reliability, security or content of any information or service contained in or provided through this website (www.RandomlyWriting.com). The websites, all content and information provided therein, and all downloadable software is provided on an “as is,” “as available” basis without warranties of any kind, and all such warranties whether oral or written, express or implied, including by not limited to warranties of title, non-infringement, merchantability, fitness, or financial for a particular purpose are hereby disclaimed and expressly negated. No oral advice or written information given by Randomly Writing, affiliates, agents or any service providers, third party information providers; licensors or the like, shall create a warranty; nor shall the user/visitor rely on any such information or advice. You hereby acknowledge that Randomly Writing is not responsible for any intercepted information sent via the internet, and you release the creator/owner of Randomly Writing, and Randomly Writing itself from any and all claims arising out of or related to the use of intercepted information in any unauthorized manner. Under no circumstances, including negligence, shall Randomly Writing, the creator/owner, affiliates, agents or any third party information provider, service providers, licensor, or anyone else involved in creating, producing, or distributing the website, be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, exemplary, economic, punitive, lost profit, special or consequential damages or for any damages that result from or are related to the use of or inability to use the website; or the results from mistakes, omissions, interruptions, deletion of files, errors, defects, delays in operation, or transmission, or any failure of performance, whether or not limited to acts of god, communication failure, theft or destruction. Indemnification The User agrees to indemnify, defend and hold harmless, Randomly Writing, affiliates, agents, third party information providers, service providers, licensors or the like and their respective officers, directors, employees, agents, licensors, representatives, and third party providers to the website from and against all losses, expenses, damages and costs, including reasonable attorneys’ fees, resulting from any violation of these Terms and Conditions by the user/visitor. Randomly Writing reserves the right to assume, at its sole expense, the exclusive defense and control of any matter subject to indemnification by user/visitor, in which event user/visitor will fully cooperate with Randomly Writing in asserting any available defenses. Third Party Links and Sites This website may contain links to other internet sites, resources and/or sponsors of Randomly Writing. Randomly Writing does not verify, warrant, endorse, or take responsibility for the availability, accuracy, completeness or quality of the content contained in these outside sites. Providing links to outside sites does not constitute Randomly Writings’ approval of the content, policies or practices of those other sites. Be sure to review the terms of use and privacy policies posted on the outside sites after linking to them. Opt out of receiving further web based marketing: every visitor to our web site can choose to be removed from our web-generated marketing lists. You can opt out at any time. To opt out of Randomly Writing marketing e-mails, please click the “opt out” link at the bottom of the email or reply to the email with “remove” in the subject line. Changes to the Privacy Policy If there are updates to the terms of Randomly Writings’ online Privacy Policy, Randomly Writing will post those changes and update the revision date on this document, so Users will always know what information we collect online, how we use it, and what choices you have. Other These Terms and Conditions of Use shall be governed by, construed and enforced in accordance with the laws of the State of California and the federal laws of the United States of America. Users/Visitors agree to submit to the personal and exclusive jurisdiction of the state or federal courts located within the State of California for any disputes arising from or related to this website or these Terms and Conditions of Use. These Terms and Conditions are not intended to alter the terms or conditions of any other agreement you may have with Randomly Writing or its affiliates, service providers or business associates to the extent that those agreements govern issues other than your use of this website. Should any provision in these Terms and Conditions be found invalid or unenforceable for any reason, that provision shall be deemed severable from the terms and shall not affect validity or enforceability of the remaining provisions. These Terms and Conditions may not be altered by action, inaction or course of dealing between the parties. These Terms and Conditions may only be altered by (a) prior written mutual agreement between Randomly Writing and user/visitor; or (b) Randomly Writing posting revisions on the website (www.RandomlyWriting.com). Failure by Randomly Writing to object to a user’s/visitor’s behavior, conduct or action does not constitute a consent, ratification or waiver of objection. If you have any questions or concerns about our Terms and Conditions of Use, please contact me. (Revised: 07/14/2008)

Randomly Writing Privacy Statement

I am committed to providing my visitors with an understanding of how I gather and use information, as well as the precautions taken by Randomly Writing to protect information. This statement describes my policies and procedures for the collection and use of personal information provided by you (the user/visitor) as well as non-personally identifiable information. I collect personally identifiable information directly from the user/visitor only when you voluntarily enter information, or when you request or agree that I send you information or materials. The types of personally and mobile identifiable information I collect includes but is not limited to e-mail address, full name, full address, phone number, age, gender, viewing preferences and so on. I use the information for the purpose of providing you with information requested by you, and service information, and to allow you to voluntarily participate in promotions, contests or sweepstakes. I may also use personally identifiable information to process user requests and/or to send user communications from Randomly Writing such as news, information and promotional offers. Depending on the promotion, contest or sweepstake, Randomly Writing may forward user information to a third party for the purposes of supporting Randomly Writing in the specific service. I (Randomly Writing) may disclose your personal and account information to respond to court subpoenas, court orders or other legal processes, as required by law, or to establish or exercise my/Randomly Writings’ legal rights or defend against legal claims. Your personal information may also be disclosed in connection with a sale of some or all of the Randomly Writing business or a merger with another entity. As an added protection to your privacy concerning personally identifiable information collected at Randomly Writing, you may request that your information be changed, corrected or deleted from our database by contacting me. How I use Cookies and other non-personally identifiable information By using the website, the user makes available to Randomly Writing certain non-personally identifiable information (such as the domain name and type of the user’s internet server and browser, which pages of the website the user accesses, and the length of access). This statement explains how Randomly Writing uses such information, and how the user can restrict the use and collection of non-personally identifiable information from “cookies.” A “cookie” is a bit of text information stored on the hard drive of your computer by an internet web server when you visit some websites. The user can choose not to accept cookies, but in so doing, the user may not be able to fully access the Randomly Writing website. Refer to the help information in your browser or internet provider site or software for instructions on how to disable cookies, or to be notified when a cookie is set. Randomly Writing may use “cookies” to track usage of the website, user interactions with the website, and to customize the website. Randomly Writing may use the non-personally identifiable information that is collected by Randomly Writing to improve the design and content of the website and to enable Randomly Writing to personalize your internet experience. Also, Randomly Writing may use this information to analyze site usage, as well as to offer user products, programs, or services.